- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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