- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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