Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Women's professional sports

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