- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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