- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Fine, ladies first.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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