What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Who is it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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