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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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