- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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