What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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roses are red poo is poo

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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the WNBA

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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YOLO

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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