- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

speak now or forever hold your pee

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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