- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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