- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

roses are red violets are blue they really are

A American seeking into mexico

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Get up Look in the mirror

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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