- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Yes

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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