- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Chick Norris... Enough said

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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