- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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