KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

how do you win a game try your best

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Anti Joke

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