- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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