- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

A American seeking into mexico

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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