- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Cheese

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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