- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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