- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Roses are flowers.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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