- Anti Joke

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Paper or plastic? Yes...

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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