How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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knock knock who's there ?

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Alchohol.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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