What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Racial Equality

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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