Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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