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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Black people.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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