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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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