- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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