2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Guest what in the butt

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