- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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