What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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