- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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