- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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