What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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su algato es en fuego

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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This is not funny.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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