- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What do you call a black man? Rob

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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