- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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