- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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