What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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