"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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