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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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