- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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