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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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