- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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