- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

I like school Said no one ever.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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