- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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