- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

speak now or forever hold your pee

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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