What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

thumb_up thumb_down -15

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

thumb_up thumb_down -15

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops