- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

c-? men, C-men

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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