Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Your're racist.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

you see theres this guy.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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