Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

why did the zebra cross the road?

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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