life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

binladin walks into the american seals

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

homosexual rights to marriage

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...