- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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