- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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