- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

Screw it you write the joke.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

So a seal walks into a club.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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