- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Guest what in the butt

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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