Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Wait! hundred billions!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

12/23/2012

thumb_up thumb_down -20

America

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops