- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

there once was a frog with no leggs

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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