Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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