Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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silver bullet?

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sfdg

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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