- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??