What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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