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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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