Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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