why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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