Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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