- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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