- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Your're racist.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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