Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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i committed murder

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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kk

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Barbara Streisand

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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