- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

What's just not right? Left

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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