What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Black people in Camden NJ.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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