roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Anti Joke

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