- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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