Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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school homewrok

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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