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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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