- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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