yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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