Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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