- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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