- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Charlie Sheen is winning

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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