What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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This is not funny.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Yes

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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