- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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