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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

The duck didn't cross the road.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

black chicken. kfc

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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