- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Title IX

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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