- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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