- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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