- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Massie is a fatass

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

ure mama's so fat

Camerons hair is Curly..

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Oh s***

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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