- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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