What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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A young baby died.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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