A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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