- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

ure mama's so fat

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