pobody's nerfect

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Women's rights

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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