- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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