- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A man walked into a bar owch

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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