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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

The Morman Religion.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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