- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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