What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Dead girls can't say no.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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