- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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