- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Who's Micheal Jackson?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

New mission: refuse this mission

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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