"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What are annoying? Ads.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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