- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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