- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

The Morman Religion.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What is 33 + 1? Penis

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