''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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This isn't funny.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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