What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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