Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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