James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Face...the other white meat!

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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