Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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