- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

knock knock come in

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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