Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

How do you make the general public confused? ...

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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