- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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