Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Tunechi

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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