What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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knock knock go away!!!

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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wenis

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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