- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

why does the man appear fat he is

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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