- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

so today i took a poop. hehe

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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