What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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DON"T READ THIS!

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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