What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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