"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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I just drank a cola.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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