A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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