- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

A man walked into a bar owch

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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