- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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