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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

bangers and mash?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Knock Knock The doors already open

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

A van drives into a car.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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