- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

an american walks out of a strip club.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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