Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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